scrotumscribe

to scribe a scrotum, or in other words, draw a circle around a scrotum.

Lance armstrong balls would be scrotumscribed, it is obvious he has a halo around his balls.

by spaidaknigga November 30, 2007

Tree Scrotum

Tree Scrotum or Treescrotum.

The combination between a tree and a scrotum.
Can be used as a disorienting insult or an awkward silence breaker.

Guy 1: That's not what your mom was sayin in bed last night!
Guy 2: STFU tree scrotum!
Guy 1: ??
Guy 2: *punch*

Guy: So I was at this party last night when out of know where there was a crazy awkward silence. One guy tried busting out the awkward turtle, but it didn't work, so I yelled out "Tree Scrotum!"

by §3 Blaze May 14, 2010

scrotum champ

When a man or woman has mastered all possible fetishes with the male scrotum, he / she will then be crowned a "scrotum champ". It can also be used as an insult, which is commonly used to target someone's sexuality.

Guy: Hey girl, Rodney told me you were a scrotum champ.

Girl: Well, let's just say i know how to please a man.

OR

Guy: Hey chester, I'll kick your ass you piece of shit.

Other Guy: Atleast I'm not a scrotum champ, faggot.

by mike, blake, anthony July 28, 2006

scrotum beard

A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.

Do you have a scrotum beard?

My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)

by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016

Stinky Scrotum

The particular odor that emits from a male's gentials when an abnormal amount of sweat combines with unwashed filth.

Bob: Dude what's that smell? Have you showered recently?
Tim: Nah brah, and I just went to the gym
Bob: Brah I can smell your stinky scrotum...

by Ohdoyanow May 23, 2011

Scrotasticity

Adj. describes the physical properties and characteristics of an object whose size, shape, general form, texture, pliability and prolongation resembles that of the human scrotum.

1. "My word, that hacky-sack sure has a lot of scrotasticity."


2. Socks.


3. "Gosh, my balls appear to be losing their scrotasticity!"

by Adzza and Ruckus December 26, 2008

scrotund

an adjective describing a large, plump sack of testicles.

Derived from scrotum, from the Latin "scrotum", and rotund, from the Latin "rotundus".

His scrotund sack of man-jewels was impressive, to say the least.

by Scrotey McNutt March 4, 2010