scratch and sniff

A technique used when pulling a member of the opposite sex before u give head or cunnilingus to find out about their personal hygiene.

'I had a scratch and sniff of her b4 i went down on her'

by Seth is a geek but we love him April 18, 2005

scratch your neck

This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.

Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)

by Lancerlot G-Mo January 7, 2007

Scratch Hole

When a middle age'd woman scratches at her twat so much that a small see-through hole develops in her panties.

I was looking through my mom's drawers for some ends and I found her stash of Scratch Hole panties.

by Robert G April 14, 2005

scratch.mit.edu

A website supposedly meant for 6-year-olds but is taught in college courses.

Harvard prof: Welcome to Computer Science 301. we'll be learning scratch for the first five weeks
Students: wtf

scratch.mit.edu

by Warden Gentles April 27, 2020

black scratch

n. a back scratch given with long acrylic nails.

A: "My back be itchin'"

B: "You need a back scratch?"

A: "Shit, I need a black scratch"

by JRBADBOY October 6, 2009

chicken scratch

Illegible handwriting

I can't read this chicken scratch.........

by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

scratch golfer

A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.

Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."

by Matt Wortsman May 19, 2008