scorton’s creek

the best song ever made stream scortons creek by isaac dunbar

i love scorton’s creek

by leah😏 June 3, 2020

scottish bloke

Mostly known as the one true Junkrat but is a great name given to poor Indian children.

"SCOTTISH CAR BEEP BEEP" Says the Scottish Bloke

by Chuca_FTW May 30, 2017

Bon Scott

The best rock n' roll singer of all time. Wrote the lyrics to all the best ac/dc songs. Unfortunately he died after a drinking binge in 1980 and was replaced by Brian Johnson. Even though Brian was a fucking good singer, there will only ever be one Bon Scott.

RIP Bon Scott. Long live rock n' roll.

by dave hill April 8, 2006

Scott Morrisoning

When someone is in McDonalds but doesn’t have time to find a toilet, they do a poo in their trousers.

Timmy was in McDonald’s with his friends and all of a sudden his friends saw him Scott Morrisoning or otherwise known as taking a ‘morris’ out of your ‘scott’ hole.

by Scottmorrison69 May 11, 2019

Scottish play

This is a periphrastic way of referring to William Shakespeare's play "Macbeth," a device sometimes used by actors to avoid referring to the play by name, because of the supposed bad luck that it might bring if it is referred to by name. Likewise, the protagonist and his wife are referred to as"Mr. and Mrs. M."

The Village Players led off this year's season with the Scottish play.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 24, 2010

Scottish Oyster

Sucking hot or cold semen from a used condom.

John: Did you see that nasty homeless guy?
Mick: Nah?
John: He just swallowed a Scottish Oyster.

by monkey500 January 29, 2017

scottish slang

Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we'd make up something completely different but meaning the same thing

e.g. an English person would say hey/hello.

we Scott's would say Awright ya wee baw bag.

we use insults as a greeting term

English: that little boy over there just stabbed that person, he needs to go to prison

scottish slang: that wee laddie oor there just fuckin chibbed that cunt, he needs the fuckin jail.

(bit random). not all scottish people like haggis and wear kilts.. we only wear kilts on special occasions e.g. a wedding

by SCOTSgal123 May 28, 2014