scotche

Mixer of Scope(tm) brand mouthwash and Scotch. Taken from the Comedy Central Show "Secret Girlfriend."

Phil: "Dude, Scope is not a mixer."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"

(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."

by testicles...that is all October 24, 2009

Pork Scotch sandals

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.

Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.

by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

Scrotchin

A lazy asshole who has pubic hair like facial hair in the chin region. Also sleeps until four in the afternoon wearing the same sweatshirt he's wore for weeks on end. May be seen with an Elsaand taking my goddamn driveway space. May also have frosting around the mouth.

If scrotchin finds this I will shit my pants laughing.

by broosky333 February 25, 2009

Scorched

to verbally burn someone to a devastating degree

Eva: Elisa, your eyebrows look like birds, one day they are going to get up and fly away.
Braden: Scorched!
Elisa: I hate you guys

by boybraden December 21, 2014

Scorchy

A man so lit that he is considered a sexy beast.

This man is Scorchy that he can get laid any time he wants.

by Scorchboy January 5, 2017

Ass scorch

To flatuate IN another persons rear end.

Sigmund: Dag, I dropped my sock.
Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)
*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*
*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*
Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!

by Nutty Dud3 December 24, 2008

scotch bonnet

verb - olde english/steel reserve - To douse another anywhere from the top of their head to their shoulder-blades with no less than 4 ounces of boymilk.

She was beefin' about me givin' her throat babies, so I graced her with a scotch bonnet. Bladow!

by Flare Bro Numero Dos October 8, 2003