splegotnia

It's basically a sickness where you take a random household object and start humping it. Researchers are not sure where or when this fenomen originated, but it is believed to have spawned from children wathcing too much pron.

(spluh GOT nee uh)

Why is your son here Ms. WHite?
Well, he keeps picking up books and humping them.
Looks like he's got a severe cas of splegotnia

by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006

Dirty Schlegel

To fuck a male chicken

Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!

by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010

shlegit

something that is the shit and something that is super legit

hanging out, eating ice cream and doing my two best friends if fuckin shlegit fer sherr...

by ermza May 16, 2006

Slegit

When an event or subject or matter is SO LEGIT that its to legit to include so and it has to be one word.

Student 1: I went off roading and i ramped my jeep
Student 2: Thats so legit
Student 1: You mean SLEGIT
Student 2: Yeah!

~or~

Student 2: Dude i just Drifted my 3000 GT
Student 1: Man thats SLEGIT

by Bengals 53 November 14, 2009

scregg

An abbreviation of scregg unit ie. an offensive term. can be used as a noun or adjective.

That's scregg.
Her walk is scregg
I have a screggy vag
Fuck you you scregg
get your scregg out

by Scregg unit December 6, 2006

splegz

A word used to describe a marijuana cigarette. Generally used by urban potheads in public to depict what is about to take place place without attracting great attention, damn it- now people know!

dude 1: YO b, i gotta chop to deal wit, build the splegz, see me in the park at 3 and we'll justify dat!!
dude 2:Seeeen!

by <<Corps>> April 22, 2006

slegers

Can only Be Defined by greatness, Talent and pure hilariousness(if you think it's not a word, look it up on this site cause it is.) in other news...Slegers are good at everything :

everything is the example. Slegers just pure owns. (especially Nick)

by harry ballsonia January 25, 2008