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scientology

The science of making money that answers the eternal unanswered questions such as "I wonder just how gullible and stoooopid i am". It has been crapped onto the world since the early 1950s by one of the world's greatest con-artists/dipshits, L Ron Hubbard.

Unfortunately the gullible Earth natives to whom this was presented to, they turned out to be so desperate to get a life and to believe this trash which may appear to be handed to them on a silver platter, where infact it was a permanent $100/week subscription to utter bullshit.

The wisdom (ironically, stupidity is much more suitable) of the scientology subject will probably be realized by the current primitives who would be stupid enough to belive they are the hosts of alien souls as a result of an alien warlord who went bonkers with nukes, instead of being pawns in a money making scheme.

Hopefully in a few generations, humankind, if it survives the bullshit of scientology, will evolve from its brainwashed and cash-strapped stage and the generations living then will realize how fucked in the head were people to believe in a cult started out by a small-time sci-fi writer. Hence most of the work of current officers of Scientology is concerned with making money off desperate losers and stoned celebrities.
The simplest meaning for the word Scientology would be BULLSHIT
by truthteller tells no truth September 4, 2005
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Science

S ystematic

C omprehensive
I nvestigation and

E xploration of

N atural

C auses and

E ffects
I thought science was just a word until I saw what it stood for.
by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff November 24, 2020
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Science Bros

The Science Bros is the name of the love between Tony Stark and Bruce Banner. They are both scientists and their bromance is strong. Even RDJ and Mark Ruffalo ship it.
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You're my half of the Science Bros, let's do science together.
by claire208 January 4, 2016
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Science Twink

A twinky, nerdy guy who is very obsessed with science and really cares about his scientific field. Basically a twink who is also a science nerd. Bonus points if they get really into talking about their scientific field to others without realizing they're going on and on because that's adorable. Unfortunately, most science twinks are straight. As a result, they may not even realize they're a science twink.
"I want to ask out that guy in our class. He's such a science twink. I want him to tell me about the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis and get all flustered when I kiss him to shut him up."

"You know he's straight right? Most science twinks are."

"Well shit."
by Milk_Enthusiast August 20, 2022
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science teacher

The weirdest teacher out of them all. Notoriously known for using bad puns, then laughing at own jokes.
You have Mr. D as your science teacher? Oh man, all he does is rant hating his wife with terrible puns.
by Plato Crete November 6, 2013
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science class

This is the place where absolutely no one does anything at all, even things you aren't supposed to do because you are on the verge of falling asleep...or dying!
Marie: Hey damien, are you having fun in science class today?
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marie: I was talking to you!
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marie: talk to me you asshole!
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Teacher: what's going on here?
Marie & Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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