Chocking on the Badge

When one experiences their first gay act at a boy scout camp

One thing led to another and this year at camp was the first time I got caught chocking on the badge.

by givemes’more June 17, 2019

Scholling

The act of being poor.

He is scholling around the mall.

by LTBigMoney December 7, 2020

Urban Schooling

The act of looking up shit on urbandictionary.com in school (usual in 4th period science class)

Hey look, those dickheads are Urban Schooling.

by Zapar496 November 11, 2017

knee-chocking kink

when you are lying bed or a chair and your partner starting putting their knee between your legs and start putting putting their hands on your throat as your partner starts putting their knee more closer between your legs. Your partner starts to kissing all your neck and leaving love marks on your neck. As they pull your throat closer to their face. Just few inches to your face and start teasing you.

ex: knee begin starts to closer and closer until touching your stomach like knee-chocking kink

by your moms gf January 23, 2022

Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Schoning

The act of robbing someone of money or personal security with blatant disregard to laws or ethics; flaunting ones own money and material possessions gained at the expense of others' pain and misfortune; general asshattery.

"That landlord is really schoning us." Or perhaps "I haven't seen someone schoning like that since that slumlord lived nextdoor."

by PocoPuffs June 29, 2010

Chocking the chicken

Masturbating

"Dude what were you doing up there?"
"Chocking the chicken."

by CoochieObtainer64 October 19, 2018