schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

sir schmoopy

born in awesometon, schmoppy fights beside eluomus nalo (mike the gay)in unforgotton realms at www.urealms.com

feel the wrath of canniadian lumber fool!

-sir schmoopy

by dontmakemepoop December 16, 2008

schmootie

Anything you want it to mean. Mainly another word for people. You choose the context you want to use it in

"That's his schmootie." That's his girlfriend
"Look at these schmooties" Look at all of these people

by Deacon Fam June 3, 2008

schmoot

Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.

Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

schmoo

When you don't know the words to a song, the word schmoo is used to replace the words that are not known. It can be abbreviated to 'sch' or add 'ey' to the end to give it more versatility.

The YMCA song: "YMCA! Sch sch sch sch schmoo schmoo. YMCA-A!

The Bubba Sparx song I found you, Ms. New Booty: "I found you, Ms. New Schmooey!"

by Notorious M.A.T. June 20, 2006

Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

by Bea Minor December 11, 2019