Schmizzed

Being high out of your mind; unable to control anything.

Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it

Paul: oh trust me I know ;)

by Will i am March 11, 2019

Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022

Schmitzvah

A mitzvah (commandment in hebrew) that is done unwillingly, such as going to an elderly home or the food pantry

Mom: Cmon david, it's time to do a mitzvah!
David: I don't want to!
Mom: I want to do a Mitzvah, not a Schmitzvah!

by José Quesadila April 1, 2009

schmitney

Girls that are bitchy and keep you from obtaining your life dreams

"Man that girls such a schmitney"

by thereelist January 4, 2015

Schmitzy

Yiddish word for being sassy or passive aggressive.

What’s up with you? Why are you being so schmitzy?

by HarlemShaker November 11, 2017

Schmitzka

Cheers good pal. Enjoy that beverage!

Schmitzka! To you and yours Rick

by dixie n. October 27, 2020

Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted

Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

by FartFart420 February 12, 2022