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Schmizzed

Being high out of your mind; unable to control anything.
Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it

Paul: oh trust me I know ;)
by Will i am March 11, 2019
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Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.
While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.
by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022
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Schmitzvah

A mitzvah (commandment in hebrew) that is done unwillingly, such as going to an elderly home or the food pantry
Mom: Cmon david, it's time to do a mitzvah!
David: I don't want to!
Mom: I want to do a Mitzvah, not a Schmitzvah!
by José Quesadila April 1, 2009
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schmitney

Girls that are bitchy and keep you from obtaining your life dreams
"Man that girls such a schmitney"
by thereelist January 4, 2015
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Schmitzy

Yiddish word for being sassy or passive aggressive.
What’s up with you? Why are you being so schmitzy?
by HarlemShaker November 11, 2017
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Schmitzka

Schmitzka! To you and yours Rick
by dixie n. October 27, 2020
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Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted
Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over
by FartFart420 February 12, 2022
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