Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008

Schaffer

When a male's scrotum becomes chaffed and sore.

Ran five miles today, total Schaffer on my balls!

by bellamy November 12, 2013

sheaffer

to have your butthole sucked/eatin.
A lush.

I got sheafferd last night. I was a total sheaffer.

by sheafferman December 31, 2007

schlewfee

to sleep, cuddle, and have sex with a person!

Shaina: "John, would you like to come schlewfee in my bed tonight?"
John: "Yeah I would love to!"

by PrincessShaina December 6, 2006

schleff

schleff
n. Someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. Although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain...like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.

Biscuits: I heard Matt bought a camaro just to join the IROC club.
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!

by bananamanboy October 26, 2007

schluffer

A lazy bastard ROLL-OFF driver, who consistantly passes their work off to more productive drivers because they are nothing but lazy fucks!

Barry, do your own work you lazy fuckin` schluffer

by roll-off #2 December 9, 2008

Schlavfel

Nouun: extreme love, often for another being. It is thought that once schlavfel exists, it is nearly impossible to extinguish.

As the evening dew began to form on the grass, their goodbye kiss proved to be pure schlavfel.

by Muffin32 June 24, 2009