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Scenic Route

An imaginary route used to explain otherwise inexplicable lateness.
Francine: "Bob, you're two and a half hours late! What took you so long?!"
Bob: "I took the scenic route."
Francine: "Oh, okay. That excuse makes perfect sense and I have no questions pertaining to the circumstances of your lateness beyond that."
by TheHereticTheory August 1, 2011
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the bar scene from Star Wars

a group of very ugly or freakish looking people, or a place where these neanderthals can be found
we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!
by mace April 6, 2004
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Sceney Sceneable

A character who parodies Kiki Kannibal, played by actress/stickam rival Stevie Ryan in a series of videos which star Adam Paranoia playing Hilton Suicide (parody of John Hock ), Chris Crocker playing Mama Kannibal, and of course, Stevie Ryan playing Sceney Sceneable. The videos can be seen on Stevie Ryan's youtube channel.
Sceney Sceneable: Guess what?

Friend: What?

Sceney Sceneable: I'm pregnant!

Friend: ...Get an abortion.
by baaramewe October 18, 2008
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meat scepter

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.
By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more
by Juan john January 19, 2019
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scernite

A native of the picturesque village of South Cerney in the Cotswolds. Someone who can frequently be found falling out of the Old George or the cllllllurb at kicking out time. Also calls everyone "kiiiiid"
"Bob Dickson was down The Cluuurrb playing skittles on Wednesday, The George playing poker on Thursday and paying thrift down The Oak on Friday"

"Jesus christ kiiiid, he's a proper Scernite that lad"
by Therealbadweather November 28, 2016
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scented con

scented con a place where 6-50 year olds go to when they wanna have sex with someone also theyre really horny when they play this and then the game gets banned then they join a new scented con then a new one then there mom/dad catches them then they get an ass whoopen
people in scented con

6 year old: "ABc fOr SXeX
50 year old: "abc"

6 year old: "iM PrEGnAnT"
50 year old: "GOODBYE"
by 99 year's ago April 27, 2020
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scenemo

scene + emo = scenemo

Usually a combination of scene and emo fashion styles and music tastes.

For example, a scenemo individual could dress in dark colors, but still like "scene" music, like obscure electro bands. Or they could dress in bright neon clothes and LOTS of accessories and still like "emo" music, like screamo and metal and such.

Because the two genres are so similar, most people who identify themselves as "scene" or "emo" usually happen to be both. However, true scenemo people enjoy mixing things up in obvious ways. Like wearing a BMTH band tee and bright pink skinnies and one black Converse with one pink Converse and an armful of sex bracelets on your right arm and a skull-and-bones fingerless glove on your left arm, and a scene diamond necklace as well as an MCR guitar pick necklace, and wearing thick black eyeliner with pink mascara and hot pink and green eyeshadow. Or something along those lines.
Scene kid: I know I wear bright colors and stuff, but I think BMTH is totally hot!

Emo kid: Ew, no. You're scene. You're not even wearing anything black. You can't like BMTH. Aren't you supposed to like shit like Millionaires?

Scene kid: Well I guess. But I don't know.

Scenemo kid: Hey, I dress in bright colors, and I like BMTH AND Millionaires! And I'm wearing black Converses and have black nail polish.

Scene kid: Wait...you're not scene. Scene kids don't wear black nail polish.

Emo kid: You're not emo either. Emos don't wear seventy neon sex bracelets on one arm.

Scenemo kid: I'm scenemo. Duh.

Scene kid: AHH RAWR! That's awesome!!

Emo kid: Cool! Now I can admit to the world that YES, I DO like bright colors...a lot!

Scene kid: Black skinnies look hot on me. I know what you mean.

Scenemo kid: I'VE GOT THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS....

Emo/scene kid: o_o
by Aquila IlyTequila Shotz August 23, 2009
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