susquehannock high school

One of the shittiest schools in Pennsylvania. The STD infested halls are filled with druggies and douchebags. There's vaping in the bathroom, along with boys getting their dicks sucked by the sluts. Very few are able to handle the absolutely terrible curriculum. No one would be surprised if someone tried to shoot up the school.

Guy: Damn, did you hear about the kid threatening to shoot up Susquehannock High School?
Girl: I'm not surprised.

by randomguy142 June 2, 2017

pink sasquatch

When one lathers ones body with pepto bismol and frolics in pubic hair and proceeds to make anal sex on another person, while flailing arms in the air in the style of sasquatch.

p.s. also make sasquach sounds (ie. screaming "ajajajaja").

I totally pink sasquatched this poonsquatch last night

by cramp May 16, 2010

Sasquatch Crotch

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.

Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."

by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009

Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal

"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"

by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008

Sasqueech

Sasqueech. (noun)
A female sasquatch. Most commonly used to describe a female of uncommonly tall stature or a female who's physical features and appearance resemble those of a Sasquatch.

BEN: Hey, BigDaddy! Check out that girl over there, she must be at least 6'4" but she's so fine. I would love to hit that Amazon ass..
BIGDADDY : Naw bro, she must be close to 7' tall.. her forehead is almost level with the cab of my truck! That's not an "Amazon," that's a Sasqueech!

by BigDaddyTC88 October 17, 2016

sasquatch trap

refers to a bikini or panties worn by a woman who doesn't shave. Typically the hair is escaping the sides of said clothing.

Sue was at the pool in her sasquatch trap. It looked like she hadn't shaved in 2 years.

by Paul Stanley's genitals August 4, 2008

sasquatch lover

v. guys who sleeps with grotesquely large, hairy women and tries to justify it as ok

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a freakin ogre... looks like a moldly, overstuffed sausage in that tanktop with that hairy spare tire, you're such a sasquatch lover!

by unhelpful1 July 5, 2010