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Scandinavian Sandstorm 

You take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. The you pee on her face and the substance will run down her face and it makes a great drink.
That Scandinavian sandstorm was so boss last night.

arabian sandstorm 

Normally performed outdoors or at the beach, the act of busting a nut on the females face then immediately taking a pile of sand or dirt and throwing it at her face. The sand sticks to her face via your load and it looks like she just walked through a sandstorm.
I just gave her an arabian sandstorm for pissing me off earlier.
arabian sandstorm by eeze e May 1, 2006

Iraqi Sandstorm 

The act of a sandy vagina queefing into your face.
Steve broke up with Linda after she gave him an Iraqi Sandstorm at the beach.

texas sandstorm 

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.
Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart
texas sandstorm by jdizzell April 28, 2014

Nevada Sandstorm 

When you have intercourse with an ancient vagina and sand comes out.
Dang that vagina must be old, it was like a Nevada Sandstorm.

california sandstorm 

When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆
I California sandstormed my friends mom