by Mega Dad March 11, 2018
Get the smaitch mug.Mein weiner smitchel stayed hard for soo long that I thought that I would have to, go to the emergency room and have a doctor stop the erection.
by Mister Mc April 13, 2008
Get the weiner smitchel mug.(latin - smitcho, smitchere) 1. a callous man often spotted seeking pity in bars, taverns, and diners; 2. one who has obtained a new face. (see also: Finch)
Upon reviewing your application, Smitch, we at the Finch School of Medicine regret to inform you that you have not been selected as a candidate for the class of 2007.
by bob March 12, 2003
Get the smitch mug.A Samichezz is a person who can make the absolute worst day in the world seem like the best day ever.
A Samichezz has a mystical power to just by the way it looks at you to make you feel sexually "activated"
Samichezz is a french word- meaning- "OMG did you see the HOT SAMICHEZZ?!?!" Note - This could also mean a steaming hot and sexy ham and swiss sandwhich.
ASamichezz is the most kinkiest kisser you'll ever encounter.
So please beware if you come across a Samichezz.. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
If you do, you will not help but to fall in love instantly.
A Samichezz has a mystical power to just by the way it looks at you to make you feel sexually "activated"
Samichezz is a french word- meaning- "OMG did you see the HOT SAMICHEZZ?!?!" Note - This could also mean a steaming hot and sexy ham and swiss sandwhich.
ASamichezz is the most kinkiest kisser you'll ever encounter.
So please beware if you come across a Samichezz.. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
If you do, you will not help but to fall in love instantly.
by Zephyr12 February 23, 2009
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Matt:Well we were samiching for a while but she started getting an earache after a while so we stopped.
Joe:Oh I see well she should make sure it doesn't get an ear infection or something.
Matt:Well we were samiching for a while but she started getting an earache after a while so we stopped.
Joe:Oh I see well she should make sure it doesn't get an ear infection or something.
by Jfoxx January 6, 2011
Get the Samiching mug.A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.
John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"
by kevnar March 1, 2009
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