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Skyrim

Pure awesomeness in the form of a video game, It is the 5th game in the elder scrolls series, Side effects may include: Loss of social life, Explosion of gaming device, Death, Urge to kill anything that annoys you whilst playing this game, Enlightenment and Massive nerdgasm.
guy 1: hey did you hear that skyrim is coming out?

Guy 2: what?!

Guy 1: yeah its gonna be awesome!

Guy 2: I just had a nerdgasm
by Mr.brinkley November 4, 2011
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Sakuri

Sakuri is a really nice guy.
He's the nicest guy I've ever known in my entire life.
Nicer than the nicest guy you've ever known.
On the niceness scale of 1 to 10 he is definitely a 10.
If the planets in our solar system were a measurement of niceness, he would be Jupiter.
If Sakuri ever saw a couple thugs trying to beat up a homeless man Sakuri would offer the thugs money in exchange for oral sex so that the homeless man could get away unharmed.
Of course he would ask the homeless man if he wanted a piece of the action; that's just how nice Sakuri is.
Sakuri once saved a moth from being eaten by his cat.
by Manabi January 20, 2010
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Sakari

A beautiful girl who is smart, kind and hilarious. She is also sassy and makes the right decisions
by WernerDutch21 April 20, 2015
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skyrimming

noun;

the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole
sally really wanted to try something new in the bedroom, we tried skyrimming but she was more confused then aroused
by the real dovakin November 3, 2016
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Skyrim

Like popular MMORPG games, it has the ability to make one play for countless hours on end. It is known to contain 300 hours of gameplay if you play once and do everything there is to do. However, many create multiple characters of different races, resulting in months and years of ceaseless playing.

Many consider Skyrim as a drug, as it is addicting, can ruin your life, and it has various amounts of side affects. Side affects include: Memory loss, weight loss/gain, worsened eyesight, headache, wet and smelly pants, loss of family, loss of intimate relationships, loss of life, loss of sex etc.

Skyrim, although a massive and possibly the best game of the decade, is still argued to be worse than Morrowind. Morrowind fans are constantly raging on Skyrim fans, claiming Morrowind is far more superior. However, the game Skyrim not only includes the landmass of Skyrim, but also Cyrodil and Morrowind, and possibly other places in Tamriel. Thus, if a DLC or mod comes out that makes use of these unused landmasses, Oblivion and Morrowind fans may migrate to this new Elder Scrolls installment.

On the first day of release, game retailers were open at midnight just to sell this new game. Around 3.5 million copies were sold on the release date. Over 230,000 people were playing Skyrim on Steam on it's day of release, topping Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
Before Skyrim
Morrowind fans rage at Oblivion fans
Couples have sex on a normal routine
The grades of students are at their average level

After Skyrim
Morrowind fans rage at both Skyrim and Oblivion fans, and the occasional Oblivion fan claims that Oblivion is superior
A large portion of couples cease to exist, and the amount of people having sex was dramatically plunged
Students have started failing school
by Thock321 December 6, 2011
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satyri

noun. someone who exhibits satyriasis or uncontrollable or excessive sexual desire in a man, compare with nymphomania/nympho.
Jake is a satyri, he needs sex five times a day.
by Jordan I. A. March 31, 2008
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Skyrim Job

The act of recieving a rim job while playing the game: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Person 1: I got a Skyrim job last night!

Person 2: Lucky! I didn't even get a rim job! Let alone a Skyrim Job!
by GlassVial December 17, 2011
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