dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

Saint

A cute puppy who is very playful,he loves other animals and he is the happiest taking a bath.

Saint: Woof

by SEAVEY_AVERY_BROWN_HOLDER April 6, 2017

Santa

An old white guy who supports wealth inequality.

Why does Santa give more presents to rich people, even though there are many other people around the world who can't afford the barest of necessities?

by Dubiks December 6, 2018

Saint Baxter’s Cathedral

Located in the curvy rear valley of ultimate 21st century sex goddess, Maitland Ward Baxter, Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is a magnificent erotic sanctified place of worship. Thousands upon thousands of loyal Ward Worshipers praise this Holiest of Holies on a daily basis, wishing they were worthy enough to enter its divine splendor. It is currently unknown if any man has actually ever entered Saint Baxter’s Cathedral, but many a man would sell their souls to make that holy pilgrimage

Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is the universally undisputed Holiest of Holies.

I would give my left nut for the opportunity to enter Saint Baxter's Cathedral.

by Colt_Seavers September 20, 2019

Santa's Take

A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.

May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.

Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."

Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"

Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)

/end

by WillyJK December 23, 2008

Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

Simon saenal kim

The best rapper in the world. He teaches geo and is very handsome sometimes he even plays a rap video for his class. He is loving, caring and very hot you should never let him go once you have him. He is very wise and very compassionate. He is often confused for a student while walking. A bit of a hunch on his back but otherwise is the best looking man you'll ever see. He can rap, beatbox and even sing perfectly

Y/N: Omg its mr kim

Aiden: i know hes just so good looking

Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus

Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet

Y/N: no

Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks

Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy

by MrKImsbodypillow December 8, 2021