Swiss retard

1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.

2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.

3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.

4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.

The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!

The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
by gbradssg hujwsmu January 01, 2012
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Swiss Finger

The simple act of selection of the swiss, often used to select ones choice in shops. The swiss finger is simply extending ones index finger and arm and continuing to then shake the hand of extended index finger. Thus presenting the direction to ones attention.
A swiss man shows what sandwich he desires by swiss fingering it to show his selection.

man:oh she got me the wrong sandwich
swiss man: i always get what i want when i use the swiss finger! thank god im swiss!
by Swissbun November 26, 2011
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Swiss Turtleneck

The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts form a "turtleneck" around the man's neck.
Brandon: "Dude, i got the two Emily's to give me a Swiss Turtleneck!"

Blake: "Nice!"
by Big Choctaw July 07, 2010
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Swiss Treadmill

This is the female version of the Dutch Rudder. A Swiss Treadmill is when one female assists another in masturbation by grabbing the partners arm and completing group masturbation.
I saw that video of your girlfriend and her mom Swiss Treadmilling on the internet!
by uic_gavmeister December 02, 2010
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swiss dick

When a man's uncircumsized penis smells like swiss cheese!Also another name for a complete asshole!
"Crystal is a big swiss dick!"
"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"
by Crystal Albin May 18, 2008
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Swiss balls

1. Exercise balls
2. A Swiss mans testicles
1. Let’s work together on Swiss balls
2. In Switzerland, a man took his draws off so I saw Swiss balls for the first time ever!
by Kidswillbekids July 10, 2019
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