dark and stormy

During sexual intercourse, when a partner blinds you with their hands while simultaneously making thunder noises with his or her thighs.

She gave me a dark and stormy last night. It was fucking awesome! But now I think I have pinkeye.

by blasidell2side January 23, 2015

Dark Harbor Dark and Stormy

An alcoholic beverage and variation of the iconic Dark and Stormy cocktail, which replaces ginger beer for an IPA or heffeweizen. It is also known as a 'small craft advisory.'

"When I'm vacationing in Dark Harbor, I always have a Dark Harbor Dark and Stormy."

by Wilhemina3 August 28, 2012

Dark and stormy

Tom Selleck is dark and stormy which means he is handsome and very hairy.

I needed a tooth pick after getting caught in his dark and stormy crotch.

by Ditchyourgitch May 7, 2023

make a stormy sea calm

(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.

He can make this stormy sea calm again...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Detective Stormy

A procedure by which one inserts his nose into his or her partner's anus and inhales as he or she breaks wind. Also, the one who performs such an act. In honor of Paula Zahn.

"Oh, that Paula I'll be her detective stormy."

by Rich and Shep March 1, 2005

Raging Stormy

A variation on the drink "Dark and Stormy." The drink consists of The same ingredients as a Dark and Stormy but with one crucial ingredient added. Ginger Beer, Rum, and Red Bull. And so the Raging stormy was born. It shall be sipped by generations and generations to come.

Matt: Hey bro, I'm trying to have a Dark and Stormy right now but I want to rage too? What do I do?

Sam: Well here brother, why don't you put some of this Red Bull in there and you'll have yourself a nice Raging Stormy!

Rage on.

by Wheaties and Crisco August 23, 2012

the stormy

When you grab a woman by the pussy and then fuck her in the ass.

"I did something presidential last night." Oh yeah, what was that? "I gave your mom the stormy." You're a fucking banker rim licker. Fuck you!

by Bobby the Bug Man October 22, 2020