John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!
Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.
John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.
Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.
John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.
by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010
by Jessica201978 December 21, 2005
A female who is on this planet to only receive the cock. She takes so much cock that her holes are just drains for sperm.
"Mary has fucked the whole team in the office"
"Really, that whore is a complete fucking sperm drain"
"Really, that whore is a complete fucking sperm drain"
by MickyHow July 21, 2013
If a friend of you hooks up with a person you introduced him with, then he is in your debt. He owes you Sperm Tax during the time he is together with the person you introduced him to, whether only for a night or during the longterm relationship. Sperm Tax is a concept tax and in no way related to actual money or quantities of real sperm. Mostly Sperm Tax is ‘paid’ by small favors or best by finding a partner for the person.
by glaif July 22, 2010
A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.
She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.
Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.
Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.
by eClaire April 26, 2006
by SeanH October 01, 2004
1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.
2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".
by Ill Bill B Illin' September 01, 2007