When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly
Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
by trets May 7, 2009
Get the Softened by Distance (SBD) mug.The act of beating off with a semi, or completely, flaccid penis. This is also known as "limp dick masturbating".
I really like delivery services, so when I saw the UPS truck drive past my house unexpectedly I had to whip it out and begin softurbating for a brief moment.
What can brown do for me? It can give me a reason to yank it totally limp!
What can brown do for me? It can give me a reason to yank it totally limp!
by El Boner June 4, 2010
Get the softurbating mug.opposite of hardcore, hard-core, or hard core. Derives from the opposite of each part of its antonym. Opposite of 'hard' is 'soft.' And the opposite of 'core' is (or can be) 'crust.' Refers to someone or something lacking in extremity or devotion.
Just because Tom plays on the varsity squad doesn't make him hardcore, he's still pretty softcrust to most people.
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Get the Softeners mug.Soteri, coming from the Greek, is intelligent and exotic. Although he is independent, he can get cought up with trends, such as, memes, having a girlfriend at a young age, and not REALLY being himself sometimes. But at the end of the day, Soteri is an exotic intelligent being who can be a bit self centered at times
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