A good guy which sometimes is a bit mysterious creep. However, he can also be a true fat ass bitch. He eats Bia everyday and is as dumb as hell! Most of the people that know him, hate him because he is an ass hole. Including me.
Hey, did you se joão soares? I so want do hit that bitch!
Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?!
João soares loves to suck
Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?!
João soares loves to suck
by Jubicley April 22, 2019
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Soaring-Eagle <sawr-ing, ee-guh-l> verb, adjective.
Verb
1. To become so intoxicated by alcohol that one begins vomiting in senseless locations.
2. Driving one's own vehicle into a stationary object at high speeds while under the influence of alcohol.
Adjective
2. The state of such intoxication.
Verb
1. To become so intoxicated by alcohol that one begins vomiting in senseless locations.
2. Driving one's own vehicle into a stationary object at high speeds while under the influence of alcohol.
Adjective
2. The state of such intoxication.
1. "Did you hear that he soaring-eagled his Mazda into that tree last weekend?" (As verb)
2. After a few drinks too many, he was so soaring-eagled that he threw up in a washing machine. (As adjective)
2. After a few drinks too many, he was so soaring-eagled that he threw up in a washing machine. (As adjective)
by soaringeagle2013 January 7, 2013
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Get the soaré mug.The young girl looked at me and I gave her the Soares. Hey she was asking for it. She was coming on to mel
by DJHAZZYHAZ July 28, 2009
Get the the soares mug.Sophia Soares is weirdly attracted to a boy named John Markowski. She is funny, a little crazy, athletic and all around a very nice person. (John Markowski is super hot, no homo.) She's also very cute ;)
Sophia Soares says to her friends "I love John Markowski, hes sooo hot. I pretend my toy flamingo is him sometimes"
by J0nnyB01 June 30, 2021
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Child: Uhm miss, can you tell me where the restroom is?
Soares: (turns around with huge chin)
Child: (knocks child down cold)
Soares: Im so sorry are you...
Child: (runs away and screams) Stop being such a Soares!!!!
Soares: (turns around with huge chin)
Child: (knocks child down cold)
Soares: Im so sorry are you...
Child: (runs away and screams) Stop being such a Soares!!!!
by The Moobs March 3, 2008
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