Smol bean

Smol bean is a way to explain something that is too cute and innocent for this world.

Why bean? Because its so tiny and smol

Noah schnapp is such a small bean

Gaten is a smol bean hust look at him

by Strangerthingseleven March 22, 2017

Smol Bean

Someone who is usually adorable and innocent. Basically Noah Schnapp.

Noah Schnapp is such a smol bean.

by aiyamsa May 16, 2018

Smolett

(verb) The act of crafting an elaborate lie or hoax in an effort to maintain a false narrative that supports one's supposed oppressed status and thereby secures social capital (i.e. sympathy, compensation, a social media following, ratings, etcetera) and/or denigrates one's supposed oppressor.

The boy who cried wolf smoletted one too many times, so the wolf ate him.

by Shinnannegans February 20, 2019

Smolder

A facial expression. Mainly used by fuckboi’s to make girls fall victim to their irristable looks. One eyebrow raised, closed mouthed half-grin, and slightly shut eyes is the typical smolder look. Can be done unintentionally but rare.

“Ugh Dean is doing that smolder thing again, does he even know what that look does to girls!”

by Hotboi6969 July 28, 2018

Smolletting

To orchestrate a crime or injustice against themselves to claim victimhood and for their personal gains, plus smearing their opponents. Originated from Empire actor Jussie Smollett, when he claimed that he got assaulted by two MAGA hat wearing white men, but later proved to be false after evidences surfaced that he is paying two Nigerian man to convict this “crime”

When Gary said that he got kicked out of a restaurant by a Trump supporting employee, everyone fell for it. However, all sympathy was lost when more evidences surfaced and he was Smolletting the whole time.

by CTRLee February 24, 2019

Smolka's 2nd Law

Smolka's 2nd Law states: Because of the eventual exhausting of resources, the expansion of growth must be stifled.

Smolka's 2nd Law illuminates the fact that taxes and inflation are not the problem but the solution. Compound interest on money, would mean that many more people would become wealthy. As, a preemptive strike, the national debt and collection of taxes insures that, that will never happen.

by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009

Smoliver

Anyone who looks like, acts like, our just might be Dwight Schrute.

Is That the guy from the Office?? No, it's Smoliver.

by Bra son June 9, 2011