dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

by tony August 18, 2004

National give a girl my sweatshirt day

Give a girl you know your sweatshirt for the day

“Hey did you know it is national give a girl my sweatshirt day!”

by Hunter’s_løver001 April 17, 2019

sweatshirt hottie

A sub-group of the human female species defined by the ability to assume hottie status by donning a sweatshirt, usually emblazoned with the acronym for the local university. They are particularly common in Central Florida on the UCF campus, during the frigid winter months between November to January when temperatures plummet south of 85 degrees. The sweatshirt hottie ensemble typically comprises the requisite sweatshirt (hoodies are cuter), tight jeans that morph cellulite into a sexiness, a thick black belt and flip flops: after all, it is Florida. Sneakers are passable. Proper sweatshirt fit is crucial: it should obscure rolls and muffin tops, while suggesting the presence of large breasts. A more disheveled hairstyle adds to the effect: the sweatshirt hottie appears relaxed, vibrant, sexy and, due to the attire, vaguely or wholly athletic.
Note to be confused with a sweater hottie.

"This campus is great. Half-naked, tan, athletic girls all spring and summer, and sweatshirt hotties during the two seconds of winter."

by ucfryan December 9, 2007

poop sweats

When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea.

I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!!

by J-Millions June 14, 2008

Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day

This day is on september 24th. If you give a girl your sweatshirt on this day (or any day for that matter), you'll make that girl the happiest.

I wish someone would give me their sweatshirt, since it's Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day. #hoodieszn

by xoxo anonymous September 23, 2019

SWEATSHIRT

a stupid song written by some dumbass teenage boy named jacob sartorious who thinks he is famous and can get with any girl just cos he lipsynced on Musial.ly

JACOB:YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRLS: i dont want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xoxoprivateschoolgirl January 8, 2020

Seatsies

When you steal or choose a chair.
can be one someone was sitting on and got up.

Me: I have to get a napkin on the other side of the table. it will take me two seconds. (gets up)

You: Seatsies!

Me: Crappola!

ex.2

whoa! look at that golden chair amongst those blue ones!
seatsies!

erry' one: you suck!

by zeebee123 June 10, 2009