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Bumhole signal

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS
Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
by Gregggssss April 26, 2012
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Single Swag

Phrase used to describe one's single relationship status. Most often when a guy breaks up with his girlfriend. Guys are ususally happy when they use this term. A lot of the time a guy who has his single swag on is hot, sexy, fine or all of the above.
Girl 1- Are Joey and Sara still dating?
Girl 2- No, Joey has his single swag on.

Guy 1- I love flirting and grinding openly with every girl.
Guy 2- Yeah i'm so glad i have my single swag on again.
by strawberry14 November 10, 2010
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single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people
i am single and ready to mingle
by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014
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stripper singles

a lot of crumpled up one dollar bills, usually smelling of ass and cocaine. people do not like being paid in stripper singles, especially if you're buying something over $20.
brittany: you have the money? its 25 you know....
me:yup, just let me count it out...( takes out wad of money)
brittany: uggghhh really? you're paying in stripper singles?!
by hippie.dippie.trippie September 30, 2012
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Football Association of Singapore

A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019
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i don't give a single fuck

A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)
by Fornicras November 25, 2013
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signal boost

Posting to a community forum (mailing list, social networking site, discussion board) in hopes of getting more attention for an event or cause. This is not the primary or first announcement, but rather one of many auxiliary posts or cross-posts to communities with individuals who are likely to take interest.
*Signal boost: Race against Lupus on Saturday!*

If you haven't heard, we're planning a fund-raising race this weekend to support research on SLE. Become a sponsor! Web site: ...
by phyzome January 4, 2010
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