SHKEET

A new balance, old navy jeans, ugly hats that will say anything, and a Sears t-shirt wearing person. Generally a little overweight. They are often out of touch with modern styles and culture. They flock to major cities as tourists often dressing alike and standing out compared to the trendy and cosmopolitan locals. Hobbies include some but not of the following: Fishing, Disney World, Dining at places they cannot afford, family trips to AppleBees, Miller Light, Taking too many pictures, and driving smelly and messy cars. They especially like Dodge Rams and GMC's. Not to be confused with White Trash, Shkeets have a legitimate source of income they just spend their wealth in tacky ways.

Jordan: Hey, there is a rally this saturday at the National Mall in Washington, D.C.
Jared: Yea, so many tourists, they are annoying and dressed funny.
Corey: The Line outside Friday's was huge.
Sam: This place is filled with Shkeets!!!

by Shkeet Master November 5, 2010

shkeenin

To really crave something.

Rob was shkeening for some beers.

by Salmodinnerjacket September 19, 2009

shkeevy

someone or something that is creepy or gross

That mustache wearing guy that tried hitting on me was super shkeevy.

by guidette31 May 6, 2011

Shkintan

Ojibway word mostly used in the Grassy Narrows Ontario Canada area. Many Meanings like "Fuck off" or "Yeah Right" or "get lost" used as a reaction to something amusing, funny or insulting!

I'm ugly? "Shkintan" your moms ugly. or
"Shkintan" Ever sick we're Cousins! Or
"Shkintan, that's my cousin too!"
"Shkintan Why don't you go home already"

Or if someone hits on you and you want to turn them down just say "Shkintan" and walk away.

by Demonface666 February 4, 2021

weber shkuba

when your donkey acidently licks your penis to the point where its a nub the a milk lady wips out her boob s and eats your ass

hey i just god weber shkubd

oh my mom had a weber shkuba last week

by Quiner March 10, 2021

shkreli

When your taint sweat becomes infected, the resulting green pus is known as "shkreli".

"My god, your underwear smells like a dying crab!"
"Yeah, I haven't showered in three weeks and there's quite the buildup of Shkreli in there."

by WadatahMyDamie December 16, 2015

Shknoggle

To flirt with extraordinary silliness, often with giggling. Can also mean snuggling or kissing while maintaining a humorous(or "silly") attitude.

Did you see John and Cathy shknoggling at the Mason's last night?

Or: Cathy should have known not to shknoggle with Eva's husband.

by Dylan Lewis December 9, 2008