fag seat

When two overcompensating straight guys go to the movies together, usually they WILL NOT sit directly next to each other, unless they absolutely have to. They leave a seat in between; this seat is called the fag seat.
by ilhooq July 29, 2004
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empty seat

A person that is there in body only.
Someone who is so unattached or unaware of their own life that their involvement has little or no impact on the outcome of events.
"Charlie, don't you get it? I can't feel that. It's sweet and everything, but it's like you're not even there sometimes. It's great that you can listen and be a shoulder to someone, but what about when someone doesn't need a shoulder. What if they need the arms or something like that? You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things."
Charlie is an empty seat.
by charlie seat February 10, 2008
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window seat

Job title given to one who has screwed up badly in business, but not enough to warrant the golden parachute, yet too risky to leave to their own devices.
"Do you hear about Jennings? They gave him a window seat."
by Phaad1 April 04, 2017
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Dog Seat

The aisle seat on the last row of an airplane, right in front of the bathrooms. If you are in the dog seat, when people line up to use the restroom, their butts are right at your nose level and you have to sniff them. Like a dog sniffing other dogs’ butts. Thus, the “dog seat.”
My trip to Denver was awful. I had the dog seat for both flights.
by El Gid January 06, 2018
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feet seats

The seats that are in front of you at an event on which you place your feet in hopes no one will sit there.
Ex: I really hope no one sits in front of us, those are our feet seats!
by Itsmelo760 November 17, 2013
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t. seat

"Hey, did those nasty ass-cheeks touch that t. seat ? If they did, I'm not goin' near that thing."
by Thyne Eggard Foresythe April 28, 2010
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magic seat

a seat on a bus that two people frequently use to engage in sexual activities.
Ew! Don't sit there! Sam and Liz do stuff in there! That's the magic seat!
by olmagurl November 26, 2010
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