chicken scarf

when i place my lady-privates on your face and wrap my legs around your neck
"Your face and neck look cold. Nothing a nice warm chicken scarf can't fix"
by whitney bootster March 28, 2008
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Dude Scarf

Girl 1: Like at that hottie wearing a dude scarf.
Girl 2: I know, dang I heart guys that wear dude scarfs
by haleypaige45 November 11, 2009
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Nitemare Scarf

A black, wicked and demonic looking scarf on a website called Gaiaonline. It has a rough zig-zag-like appearance. Usually worn by only the wealthiest gaians.

Item Description: In your dream, a shadowy form crept up behind you and strangled you. The next morning, when you woke up... this scarf was around your neck. OMG!!! O_O
Dude: Gah! The price of the Nitemare Scarf is STILL TOO HIGH.

Vet: Haha, I have three scarfs.

Dude: Wow... Um donate?
by Maux Darkbrand May 01, 2009
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Fat Scarf

the roll under your chin that is to big to be a double chin
Dude my fat scarf kept me warm all winter long
by Anarchychick October 24, 2010
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Granny Scarf

During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.
Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
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Mink Scarf

When a woman (sporting a full bush) puts her crotch right in his face, and then wraps her legs around his neck
When a woman (sporting a full bush) wraps her legs around his neck... simulating the finest Mink Scarf ...
by Mink Scarf March 27, 2011
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nigger scarf

Finishing the last few crumbs in a bag of chips by tensioning the corners of the bag, angling the lower corner into your mouth and giving the back of the bag a gentle tap or shake so the last few morsels of awesomeness fall directly into your mouth. Savoring the last bits of salty goodness and making the rest of the chip vultures jealous.
Dude, don't nigger scarf the last of my Doritos.
by pimkie April 09, 2009
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