So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?
Uh-duh!
Uh-duh!
by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011
by EmJayee January 28, 2019
This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.
I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.
by name not already in use January 31, 2011
Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 07, 2012
I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.
by Whitehotgwap August 28, 2023
A game played by the CIA RMN software that puts you in the biggest fight for your life. This game is a legendary myth played only by elite members of society on the rise. Every game is customized to the person.
Why is Ian acting so strangely?
Awh shit, he’s playing a satellite game. We have to ask what’s going on?
Awh shit, he’s playing a satellite game. We have to ask what’s going on?
by Your lifeline September 27, 2022