S.S.D.D.

Same Shit/Stuff Different Day

Also, a webcomic by Alan Foreman. Check it out at poisonedmids.com

Damn... skool sucked... it's always SSDD.

by blitzfisch November 20, 2003

S.S.A.P

S.S.A.P commenly means some sex after porn. Usually between a woman and man.

Jeremy: I thaught you were coming over yesterday with Jen?
John: I was but we gad S.S.A.P

by Silver Turtle March 19, 2008

S.S. Sore dick

A prolific womanizer that has an on and off genital herpes problem. Many blisters are on and around the genitals mostly appearing near the rectum. This man may be identified by the herpes alone. Sometimes at twilight you can hear the WALLET call.

M.C.: OMG! Did you hear that?

L.P.: Don't be scared. It's just the wallet call of the S.S. Sore dick.

by Neil Mik May 21, 2009

S.S.P.

S= Shit
S= Shower
P= Pot Noodle

This action is usually taken place before a night out.

"Heyy - Yeah I'll be round after I S.S.P.!"

by Scoshy November 6, 2009

S.S. BathroomSink

The name of the best spaceship from World War 2. The same one Hitler escaped in after the Klingon forces occupated Berlin.

S.S. BathroomSink was a craft so magnificent that it was the envy of the civilized world at the time. No flak gun ever managed to bring it down, and as much as they tried, Allied forces could not ever make a copy of this fortress of a vehicle.

Floating 1 mile wide and half a kilometer high, it alone was responsible for destruction of Paris, London, New York, Chicago, Harriston, Kragujevac and a small hut just outside of Gadji.

by Mati March 17, 2005

S.S.S

Scrotum Sucking Slut

Geeze that dirty S.S.S is pissing me off

by Hotboganslut February 20, 2009

s.s. pussy shovel

A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".

the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex

"Hey Ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the S.S. Pussy Shovel?"

by Spread Condor December 21, 2009