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Website Tagging

On the 19th april of 2005, Tim Williams, Gemoman, Gemo, Tim or Timmy, was talking with me on MSN messenger, and out of extreme boredom, came up with what has come to be known as 'website tagging'.

The concept is simple. You take a screenshot of a website, and write something on it - your name - that the website sucks - That a horse took a shit on it -- Anything. Once this is finished, you illegaly own the website.

See the image section for examples.

Let it be known that this trend was started by none other than Gemo.
Gemo: "I've gotten to the point of boredom in which I'm "tagging" websites."
by Mati April 19, 2005
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Katie

Loves to mow the lawn and shout at disabled pigs. Loves to wear fake casts for fun as she think she will make friends but usually enjoys boys with hairy balls
Guy: omg I wish my girlfriend liked My hairy balls
Guy 2 : dude you need a Katie!!
by Mati January 8, 2019
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Dova

If you have a Dova, you're lucky.
by mati March 22, 2005
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LANmine

Ego personified
by Mati August 23, 2003
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S.S. BathroomSink

The name of the best spaceship from World War 2. The same one Hitler escaped in after the Klingon forces occupated Berlin.
S.S. BathroomSink was a craft so magnificent that it was the envy of the civilized world at the time. No flak gun ever managed to bring it down, and as much as they tried, Allied forces could not ever make a copy of this fortress of a vehicle.

Floating 1 mile wide and half a kilometer high, it alone was responsible for destruction of Paris, London, New York, Chicago, Harriston, Kragujevac and a small hut just outside of Gadji.
by Mati March 17, 2005
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website tagging

This is meant as a continuation of the first definition found on this page. But since the system is a tad bit weird, I assume this will be the first definition, so look for the other one first and read it.

Website tagging, as of 20th april, thanks to Kyle Welsh and myself also means 'defacing' a website so that it appears thruthful to it's original form, but the content is completely changed. Great examples of this are Kyle's 'Gaygle' and 'Unibrow'(Unicef), and DJ's Mclawsuit.

We are pioneers of this, so let it be known where credit is worth.
Oh god, I'm so gonna deface this website... It will be the greatest tag ever.
by Mati April 20, 2005
mugGet the website taggingmug.

cheda

Cheda is a word used for people who have a beast-like addiction for male genitals.

When engaged in male gay sex (see 'gay sex' for more information'), these people go to such as extremes as to bite off their mate's testicles and/or penis.

When deprived of their favourite thing, chedas are known to do either the aforementioned or sulk into a corner until the day they die.

Scientists never found out what causes this obsession, and there is no cure yet.
John: Hey Jenny, I'm going out with Joe today... You know Joe, right? From the club?

Jenny: JOE? Are you crazy? Didn't you hear that he's a Cheda?

John: Holy shit, you're kidding me, right? ... Damn, I really thought he was cute, but I don't need creepy shit like that in my life. Thanks for telling me.
by Mati March 10, 2005
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