Taking a large number of laxitives then sitting on top of another persons head as they let a slide of chocolate rain down on the person on the bottom. The person on the top then does bicycle kicks on the bottom persons body to spray liquid shit everywhere.

That bitch is crazy, she tried to Rumpelstiltskin mudslide me.

Rumpelstiltskin mudslide by charazarding champion January 24, 2025

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Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin

When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.

Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."

Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014

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rumplesilkskin

The soft skin on the end of an uncut penis pulled up as far as it can when flaccid. Resembles the look of a pug/ bulldog face

Tried to get my boyfriend hard. Instead I ended up with a handful of rumplesilkskin

rumplesilkskin by mlseed December 1, 2016

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