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Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
by Smatch November 23, 2024
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go robes

the act of hiding beer. if you do this and your mom is home and the kids are loud, you'll never be able to have kids sleep over again.
none of the kids would go robes. now my mom won't let me have sleepovers anymore.
by brentt wolfsin April 14, 2017
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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
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