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yellow ribbon magnet

A cheap magnetic ribbon which a moron affixes to his SUV, in order to show that he cares deeply about the kids who are getting killed in Iraq so he can keep driving five blocks to rent a video and pick up a bucket of KFC.
I swear if I see another one of those stupid yellow ribbon magnets on the back of an SUV that cuts me off in traffic, I'm going to start taking the bus to work.
by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005
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pabst blue ribbon

The cheap beer of choice for indie kids, scene kids, or hipsters.
Hipster no. 1: Hey man, hand me another Pee Bee Arrr!!!
Hipster no. 2: Wha??? You want more Pabst Blue Ribbon? NAY!
by WestCoastIsTheBestCoast June 3, 2006
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Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.
"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
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wrist ribbon

The marks, scars and cuts left from cuttings one wrist.

Referenced in the Fall Out Boy song Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued.
"The ribbon on my wrist says 'do not open before Christmas.'"
"Yeah I think the rumors are true she has a few wrist ribbons."
by kirosleepy February 10, 2006
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ribbon shitter

Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.
That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.
by jcustomcue December 6, 2012
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Ollie Robson

Damn, that guy's such an ollie robson.
Bro, ive heard mason's doing an ollie robson on you,
by blaze_meister69 May 21, 2016
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Piss ribbon

A long thin ribbon of piss.
Father created a piss ribbon in my mouth.
by Mommyhole October 19, 2018
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