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Dinner-revelation

When you realize what you're going to have to dinner. This usally is a miracle for everyone who hates cooking.
I have not had any dinner-revelation yet.. i think we will have to starve today
by BouncyRob November 25, 2023
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Special revelation

Yeah, see? This is the kind of shit I'm talking about. I mean, wow! God, speaks directly to his mind-brain and he somehow isn't required to demonstrate that it comes from God or that it isn't a manifestation of his own mind. Ridiculous.
Hym "There it is! Did I not say they delude themselves into believing that they're God? Man I am profound! I had never even heard of special revelation! That's just an observation I had made! It was evident at a glance! Axiomatic (if you will). Andrew, when God is speaking to you, in your mind-brain... That is just your own thoughts. If THAT is what God is to you then your morality is based on your own opinion. A literal moral superiority delusion. Entirely imaginary! I was right! Correct again! God, is literally just people not understanding their own thoughts. Reinforced by those same thoughts aligning with what is found in the bible, but only after years of conditioning. Wow! I do not fucking miss, do I? It's like I walked into a bar, closed my eyes, and started flinging darts at a dartboard and what did I find when I opened them? I filled every hole of the double bullseye. Got me looking like a hentai protagonist up in this bitch... Without the bangs. Jesus, that- I am impressive. I can't even find the words right now. How do I know? How do I always know? It's like I'M the one God is talking to! I'm the true special revelation haver! Not Andrew."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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rellatiojesus

Pronounced "re-lay-she-o-jesus". A combination between "relationship", "fellatio", and "jesus".

Noun: A person who has zero sex or relationship experience, however is brilliant at delivering sex and/or relationship advice.
Person A: You have to make him feel good about himself to make him let his guard down.

Person B: You are such a rellatiojesus!
by cheddarz March 14, 2011
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rofellatio

when you laugh while getting a blow job, a rofl and a fellatio, rofellatio
jessica was totally sucking me off when i remembered a joke about friday, and some car drove by playing rebecca blacks friday, and today was friday, and it gave me a rofellatio
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the way marietta's eyes rolled back in her head from time to time while she swallowed my whole cock made me rofellatio.
by 12 inch pianist December 7, 2011
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Reveloution

The correct and original spelling of revolution
America’s reveloution had victoriously separated them from British tyranny.
by Naganator March 27, 2022
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revelqtions

hottest, most sexiest, and most talented criminal minds editor to walk this planet
oh damn, you know that editor revelqtions? she’s so talented and better than everyone!
by girlbossqueen12345 April 11, 2022
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