Retail Droid

A Retail Slave who has been assimilated by their store (like Star Trek's Borg)making them robotic and forcing them to do whatever bidding The Store commands. Retail Droid Assimilation is most commonly found in retail management.

The customer just called Jennifer a bitch and she smiled and said "Thank You." Dude, she's turned into a Retail Droid.

by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

Retail Foreplay

(N) Purchasing gift(s) for some one with the expressed hope that they sleep with you.

John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.

by John the Heeb January 11, 2012

Retalieight

To bump someone down or off of your MySpace Top 8 due to the other person lowering you on theirs.

Stacey retalieighted against Brad after he lowered her to fifth on his Top 8.

by Miguel D May 23, 2006

retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.

mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.

by matt November 29, 2004

retaliation

a counter action motivated by balancing the scales of personal justice

The student's retaliation against the professor 's unfair criticisms was justified with logical appeals weighed appropriately to the context of the situation and with knowledge about student conduct code beforehand.

by Linger January 9, 2016

Retail rock

n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.

(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.

(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.

by Jordan August 17, 2004

retalirate

(v) To persistently attack a particular entry which one disagrees with with poor ratings, causing it to slide down in rank, until it no longer appears on the page.

His ratings are consistently high, but once in a while haters attack his definitions and retalirate.

by a hutch May 6, 2006