MY way of saying "Hey, ummm... I can't understand what you are saying, you should... ummm... say that again?"
But my way is super cool!
But my way is super cool!
"Hey! Oobachookaloomakooba!"
"Please-proceed-in-restating-your-words!"
"Oh, I said ooba chooka looma kooba!"
"O...kay? Thanks!"
"Please-proceed-in-restating-your-words!"
"Oh, I said ooba chooka looma kooba!"
"O...kay? Thanks!"
by Veronica Erickson January 29, 2009
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Professor: "Johnny, we need to talk about your coursework this semester in my Advanced International Relations 338 class."
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"
by Nick D February 7, 2006
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At the bottom is the brother zone
On the same level is the No Relation Zone, where you dont even know the girl meaning you at least have 1% chance with her.
Next level is the friendzone
Then the talking stage
Which can lead back down a step or up to the Dating Stage.
From here you can go down or stay on the same level, but moved to the Friends With Benefits category.
Finally cuz the Cuffed level. The very peak where you can look down at the hieroglyphs of the suckers that could not achieve your greatness
At the bottom is the brother zone
On the same level is the No Relation Zone, where you dont even know the girl meaning you at least have 1% chance with her.
Next level is the friendzone
Then the talking stage
Which can lead back down a step or up to the Dating Stage.
From here you can go down or stay on the same level, but moved to the Friends With Benefits category.
Finally cuz the Cuffed level. The very peak where you can look down at the hieroglyphs of the suckers that could not achieve your greatness
by Dougiie May 19, 2014
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