Jamaican Retirement Package

A kilo of marijuana.

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

Columbian Retirement Package

A kilo of cocaine.

Guy #1: Ey cabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

system requirements

The type of hardware required by a piece of software.

The system requirements for this product: Windows XP operating system
700 MHz CPU or faster
128 MB or more of RAM

by Stoovie February 3, 2004

Retirement

Retirement is viewed as "a time of happiness" by 82% of people in Britain - much higher than the global average.

I think that i will really enjoy my retirement

by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006

RetirementRoach

Older employees of a company that refuse to retire. RetirementRoaches stay at an organization well beyond their required time and usually end up dying on the job or shortly after finally retiring.

That Betty is a persistent retirementroach. I think she hanging around for the benefits. What does she do again?

by Dyalect March 10, 2015

retirement goatee

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq

Man, I worked in a factory for 40 years. I can't wait to retire and grow out my retirement goatee

by Qui-Gon Jake May 25, 2016

Redneck Retirement Plan

buying cars, different metals or other junk and hoarding it to sell at a later date

"did you see that massive wire of copper lying there, i'm gonna go grab it for my redneck retirement plan"

by Ldngeezer July 25, 2023