Seductive Toilet

A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.

"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"

"Probably was Seductive Toilet."

by Sajuco August 11, 2013

verbal reduction

The act of reducing a person to a two inch tall gibbering wreck by forcefully verbally abusing them

"That bitch? I'm never going near her again - she gave me a complete verbal reduction last week"

by Ballet_Queen June 7, 2005

seductive lollipopper

An exetremely unnatractive girl who tries to use a lollipop to seduce a man.

I came across one once, and she demonstrated a what she thought was "sexy" way to lick a lollipop, and stated "It will work on any guy." I was repulsed!

"ugh, seductive lollipopper tried the lollipop thing on me again!"
"she does that everytime you pass her!"

by driche4580 January 27, 2007

fart reduction

The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.

I totally gave my ex girlfriend's pillow a fart reduction the week after we fought.

by Poop Giggle November 5, 2013

Reductio ad Obamaum

When a conservative or tea-bagger uses these labels or name calling: Marxist, socialist, communist in a discussion, attempting to discredit or one-up the dialog.

(Note: The mannerism stems from the culture of parroting conservative entertainers: Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh, etc.)

John, "What have conservatives done to create, allow, or support affordable health care for ALL Americans?"

Bubba, "We don't need your socialist marxism!"

John, "Why do you think civil society is socialist?"

Bubba, "Big government = communism"

The mannerism is part of the hatred for Obama, hence the term: "Reductio ad Obamaum"

by Bob_yer_uncle June 20, 2011

penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.

"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008

seductive tits

when a male's chest hair spyrals to seduct the viewer, repulsive to most.

*Please note you must have man boobs to have 'seductive tits'*

wow Hermionie, did you ever noticed that Harry has seductive tits?

by sloncher May 31, 2010