Rectum rocker

One who which rocks a rectum
Who really packs your fudge
Who really gets in your poop
Man I went to the gay bar last night and there was a hot guy and we hit it off. We ended up going back to my crib and doin it. Man talk about a rectum rocker.
by Cornikins May 10, 2009
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rectum ranger

Jim is a full-on rectum ranger
by biff malibu March 02, 2005
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rectum spectrum

The range of frequencies one's rectum emits after massive ingestion of pickled elder gnome scrotums. However, one must be doted with the capacity of anal intrudership to qualify for rectal wavelength emission.
Ah shit, it's Lothario. That guy's such an arrogant, anal intruding piece of shit... What? Did you say he frequently ingests massive amounts of pickled elder scrotums? That guy's rectum must emit enough radiation to turn your face into the ass of a maggot. (rectum spectrum)
by The Flaps Fairy November 08, 2009
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rectum raider

a raging homosexual who raids the anus of another person, at times even the sphincter of a total stranger. these devious queers pry on every ass they can get a hold of!
Eric: yo man that guy is such a fag,look at his comb over and tight clothing and how he only associates with girls and never hooks up with them, what a softy.

Boeckh: dude the reason he only chills with girls and doesn't get any play from them is cuz he is a huge rectum raider.
by offutt October 28, 2008
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rectum rodent

aka "lemmywinks" this little critter traverses the gut and intestines of "Mr. Slave."
The fate of the "rectum rodent" became obvious when Mr. Garrison removed the tube from Mr. Slave's ass.
by Will, Chad January 26, 2003
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Rectum Rocket

Cafe racers, crotch rocket, motorcycles due to the asinine way people ride them.
You can be the nicest guy in the world but when you get on a Rectum Rocket you become an instant arsehole.
by ULTRON 5 November 14, 2007
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funky rectum

- an old ass that smells like a left over pile of shit
- mostly very hairy, covered with lots of funky stuff.
dude.. what the fuck is that smell.
I think it's some ones runky rectum
probably.. that shits damn dirty..
by sk8aholic July 25, 2004
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