Rectalvisionitis

When your ass cords gets wrapped around your eye cords, and you get a shitty outlook on life

He complains so much he has “rectalvisionitis” I feel sorry for him.

by Cauliflower Mcfud October 15, 2025

video-rectalitis

a shitty outlook on life.

Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.

by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005

Viper Retaliation

A quick reflex of painful injection of poisons into the pray of competition.

The Viper Retaliates to the enemy movement, causing a quick reflex and goes in for a killing blow with there sharp poisonous fangs.- Fatal Death.

Viper Retaliation^!

by Viperx November 14, 2013

Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.

Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.

by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016

Ruth Rectalrape

When a girl named ruth assaults your anus unconsensually.

Merick just held him down for a Ruth rectalrape

by TheLordOV August 27, 2023

Narcissistic retaliation

A specific type of retaliation from a narcissistic person for exposing them, ignoring them, going no contact, simply saying no, thereby triggering their narcissistic tendencies etc. The narcissistic person may engage in a a smear campaign, stonewalling or even a physical attack in retaliation.

Jane engaged in narcissistic retaliation.When john tried to expose her.

by on March 1, 2025

National ginger retaliation day

Gingers now can defend themselves from the beating that happened the day before without ANY repercussions and can only be used on the people that attacked them the day before

"Hey, remember National kick a ginger day?"
"Yeah?"
"Now it's national ginger retaliation day so prepare to suffer!"

by _ReigningGinger_ December 12, 2023