You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.
My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
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1. People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. People you love to hate
2. People you love to hate
My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?
by BANANAconspiracy June 20, 2003
Get the relatives mug.The Four Noble Realities summarise the Buddhist teachings. They are usually called the Four Noble Truths. But calling them 'Realities' not 'Truths' is better English. (For example, "1+2=3" is a TRUTH; but "1," "2," and "3" are REALITIES).
The Four Realities are considered Noble because, if practised correctly, they lead to Enlightenment. They are:
1) Suffering
2) Cause of Suffering
3) End of Suffering
4) Path leading to the End of Suffering.
The Four Realities should be regarded in the following way:
1) Suffering "must be understood."
2) The cause of Suffering "must be abandoned."
3) The end of Suffering "must be realised."
4) The Eightfold Path "must be practised."
The cause of Suffering is Craving and Attachment.
The Eightfold Path begins with the practice of virtue.
The Four Realities are considered Noble because, if practised correctly, they lead to Enlightenment. They are:
1) Suffering
2) Cause of Suffering
3) End of Suffering
4) Path leading to the End of Suffering.
The Four Realities should be regarded in the following way:
1) Suffering "must be understood."
2) The cause of Suffering "must be abandoned."
3) The end of Suffering "must be realised."
4) The Eightfold Path "must be practised."
The cause of Suffering is Craving and Attachment.
The Eightfold Path begins with the practice of virtue.
Practise the Four Noble Realities for the sake of enlightenment.
Don't just talk about the Four Noble Realities: practise them!
The reason people suffer? They don't practise the Four Noble Realities.
Why do we suffer? Because of craving and attachment. Because we are unvirtuous. Because we don't practise the Eightfold Path.
Don't just talk about the Four Noble Realities: practise them!
The reason people suffer? They don't practise the Four Noble Realities.
Why do we suffer? Because of craving and attachment. Because we are unvirtuous. Because we don't practise the Eightfold Path.
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Get the relative humidity mug.Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL
When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.
When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.
Reactive laziness examples:
Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"
Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"
Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"
Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"
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