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Razor tight 

Extremely close. A mixed metaphor (of "razor-thin" and simply "tight") commonly heard from television news reporters during election season, referring to the closeness of a race between candidates.
News anchor: "As you can see here, John, the presidential race is holding at 47 percent for each candidate. It's a razor tight margin."
Razor tight by rk96 November 6, 2012
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razor shit 

A sharp pain that occurs while shitting- caused by a dry turd that scrapes your anal walls, and stretches your grippers!
Dude, I had such bad razor shit that when I wiped- it was 40% shit and 60% blood.
razor shit by ozzoloc November 30, 2003

razor toes 

Someone who has long, sharp toenails that constantly seems to stab you with them in bed. Makes for a long night and a short relationship.
Molly kept trying to spoon me. However, I wanted no part of it because she kept stabbing me with her razor toes.
razor toes by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

razor blades 

A favorite tool of cutters and cokeheads, razor blades are often used to cut drugs into powder or to slice one's flesh when cutting.
Pass me the razor blades, man. My nose needs a treat!
razor blades by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

razor burnt 

shaving for nothing,
the act of shaving to get ready for some, only for it not to happen.
i got razor burnt last week when jeff didn't show up at my house.
razor burnt by vanessa723 November 6, 2008

Razor Snatch 

Woman who keeps a dagger or knife in her vagina.
Razor Snatch by SFHS Ray April 5, 2009

razor gator

A handy tool used for cleaning razors. Also found in various ytmnds. Avalible to buy at razor-gator.com.
Also doubles as a vampire removal tool
I used to have an issue with vampires, but now I have a Razor Gator!
razor gator by razorgator May 23, 2006