hot randall

Taking a monstrous shit into a recepticle belonging to your suitemates thus rendering it inoperable for extended periods of time.

Je: No, not the shower!
Jo: Wait till you see the sink.
Br: Wait till you see the N64.
Al: Wait till you see Jesse.

by Jeff December 2, 2004

Handle the Randal

A local Game (centrally in Central Ohio), it is a mix of Capture the Flag and a full contact Tug-of-War contest. The game is considered dangerous by many for the excessive contact that the game has, but is an excellent way to dispel excess energy. Handle the Randal Is fun.

Pedro: Yo, Arthur- you Can't Handle the Randal!
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.

by Media Nox March 23, 2007

randumb

Spontaneous stupidity.

"He probably thinks it's funny when he breaks into the 'berries and cream' dance, but everyone else thinks it's so randumb.

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

Randal Flagg

Randal Flagg, the physical representation of all that is evil in Stephen King's 'The Stand.' Also, anyone that appears to be your friend and confidant, then turns and totally wigs out on you for something stupid, becoming irrational and hyper-violent.

Man, Stan went all Randal Flagg on me when I told him I was banging his sister.

by Tom Bosch October 6, 2008

Radulov

Someone who walks out on their commitments for a metric fuckton of money.

Lisin, guy is fast. Offensively talented, can score goals, defensively the worst forward in the NHL, good chance he'll Radulov.

by DevilsSyndicate July 13, 2009

Rand Paul

A principled senator from Kentucky who is the son of Ron Paul who believes in non-interventionist foreign policy and right to privacy and decriminalizing drugs. A republican with a strong libertarian streak. Also known as a republitarian.

Uninformed GOP Voter: who should I vote for?

Rand Paul Supporter: You should vote for a Rand Paul, a senator from Kentucky who believes in liberty and the constitution.

by sjwhater June 1, 2017

Rand Paul

A guy who has done more than anyone to expose the hypocrisy at the heart of right-wing "libertarianism"

"Libertarian means follow der Führer" -Rand Paul

by Queen Buttrix December 17, 2020