roflbsst

Rolling On the Floor Laughing, But Somehow Still Typing !

Generally used by smart know-it-alls to show their intellect !

1 - "Roflbsst, haha, you're so funny !"
2 - "Roflbsst ?"
*1 Explains meaning*
2 - "Shut up now you smartass !"

by Hig09 December 20, 2009

ROFLAW

"Rolling on the floor laughing and wanking".

Coined by Ricky Gervais in his blog on February 2011.

I was having a threesome, and while these girls were scissoring, one of them queefed, they looked at each other in disgust for a few seconds... They both thought the other one farted! I literally ROFLAWed...

by admmak February 22, 2011

ROFL

An acronym for "rolling on the floor laughing". Typically a stronger, but equally as often ill-used version of wordlol/word.

"that's so funny rofl"

by Trafton August 2, 2003

roflcake

a delicious slice of cake with a side of OMG LOLOLOL OMG WUTUP LOL ROFL LOOOOOOOOL TRAIN WITH 1337SAUCE LEET HAX0RZ LOLS.

buuuuurn.

<1337sauce> why did snoop dog wear an umbrella. for drizzle.
<madeleine> OMG LOL ROFLCAKE

by Charles Darwin. June 11, 2006

rofl my wafl

A variation of the phrase rofl my waffle where the word "Waffle" is quite obviously replaced by the similar sounding word "wafl" to better match the preceding rofl. Usually used as a lengthened version of Rofl for added humor or to express feelings of shock.

"Did you see it? She nearly killed herself!!! ROFL MY WAFL!!!!"

"Well rofl my wafl, I didn't see that coming!"

by TheCrimsonMoon May 21, 2009

rofl baked

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

by jon2kj June 27, 2009

roflbashers

The hilarity of the ensuing permastun pwnage upon obtaining two sets of Cranium Bashers on heroes such as Troll Warlord and Mortred in the online game DotA.

Player 1: FFS dude, you just wiped out our whole team!
Player 2: roflbashers!

by theguvnr March 30, 2009