ROFLSFHTVUCOMAISCTS

An abbreviation of :
Roll On Floor Laughing So Fucking Hard That Voldemort Uses Confundus On Me And I Still Catch The Snitch

Long winded, but none the less a highly successful way of describing the humor in a situation

similar to ROFLSFHTVUAKOMAIL , but this is more popular among Quidditch fans.

'that mo fo need to stfu'
'omg, you crack me up man, i could ROFLSFHTVUCOMAISCTS!!! '

by potterfan1231 December 19, 2011

roflmho

abbreviation for: "rolling on floor laughing my head off"
many would prefer "rolling on floor laughing my ass off", but this is for those who don't wish to swear.

A:*tells a joke*
B: OMG!!! ROFLMAO THATS HILARIOUS!!!
A: dude dont swear
B: w/e roflmho. happy now?

by wats the point of telling u May 5, 2006

Roflshank

A joke usually said when pretending to shank someone with an unusual object.

"I will roflshank you with this plastic fork"!

by obese dragonfly September 3, 2009

roflchapstick

rfol and chapstick combined.
made up for the fun of it

my roflchapstick is gone

by SecretAgentBob February 1, 2009

ROFLSHINANAGINS

another thing i made up since i cant afford a patent this is sort of my way of doing it this si probably my last definition too cuz i feel kinda dumb puttin it up

Che1134 (2:36:18 AM): but its tha dumbest name ever
ortegabomb (2:36:31 AM): ...
ortegabomb (2:36:36 AM): i thoughtchu liked it
Che1134 (2:36:41 AM): ROFLSHINANAGINS
ortegabomb (2:37:07 AM): haha
ortegabomb (2:37:12 AM): shinnanegans

by adam fukin menendez December 24, 2008

roflshmseuaemhwsbhotbtc

A way to express laughter through I.M.
It means: 'rolling on the floor laughing so my hard stomach exploded onto an elderly Mexican woman who was smuggling bicycle helmets over the Chinese border'

roflshmseuaemhwsbhotbtc!!!!

by DaveTheInvisibleManWhoOnlyISee March 17, 2011

roflshtijfgkbsntjsmffniwtphwsts

rolling on the floor laughin so hard that i just fucking got ksed by some n00b that just scammed me for fame now i want to pwn him with some steely throwing stars

dude how much money did yu sell fame for
i was just roflshtijfgkbsntjsmffniwtphwsts.

by maada October 22, 2008