riding carl

Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing

Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?

No he knows his place he’s riding carl

by LiterateLlama March 20, 2019

riding the dragon

To achieve a drug induced high through the use of heroin, usually for the first time.

Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."

by S. S. Smith January 1, 2007

riding neons

A phrase that makes one's homosexuality blatenly obvious.

"Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip....then my buddy and I had gratuitous butt sex in the back seat."

by olzoot December 11, 2008

riding the short bus

Someone stupid. A dumbass or gimp. Basically, being retarded.

That kid's riding the short bus.

by krazykangaroo March 20, 2005

riding dick

When a woman bounces on a mans penis rapidly.

A hoe in the streets enjoys riding dicks all day.

by GrreattDefenitions February 28, 2015

Riding Gargoyle

To sit in the middle spot of a cramped backseat so that one's appearance resembles that of a perched gargoyle. See also: riding bitch

Left-nut and right-nut have been called already, so it looks like I'm riding gargoyle between you two jackasses on the way home.

by Bruce Pendersen May 14, 2011

riding the bologna pony

In the act of screwing.

1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."

by MegaMost November 15, 2009