Replacement Babies

The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.

We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.

by WomanFriend August 30, 2009

Replacer

A replacer is a friend who can only have one best friend at a time. So one day, they're best friends with one person. And if they see a new person walk by who seems nice they go meet them. Just like that, the previous best friend gets replaced. Or kicked to the curb, if you will.

"Hey Replacer." said Maya. "Replacer? Why are you calling me a replacer? I don't replace people." said Raymond. "Oh really? We were best friends until you met Muziq. I got replaced. By you."

by YassBoss July 17, 2017

ReplaceMeWithYou

When your boyfriend say it's not me, it's you. Replace me with you and you with me

Boyfriend: it's not you it's me
You: you should ReplaceMeWithYou

by YOULEFTME October 26, 2018

replacement company

Replacement Company is defined as

the second set of company. You have friends/relatives visit one weekend followed by a different group of friends/relatives visiting the following weekend. It can also be defined as visits from friends/relatives spaced close together. Replacement company tends to occur quite frequently when you reside in a popular tourist destination.

Ever since we moved to Orlando, Florida, we’been having replacement company every weekend.

by Here's Johnny! January 4, 2019

replacepasta

A text editing error which occurs when you run a global search & replace and replace too many items.

Oh no, I turned all the plus signs into ampersands, even the ones in the JavaScript! Stupid replacepasta!

by ekolis July 6, 2020

replacement jestin

a person who can never replace an the original

“damn it, another replacement jestin failed...”
“yep i guess we’ll never find a good one”

by thisisnotapipe February 24, 2021

Replacement rival

When you're playing Mario Kart and take out the person in front of you to take the lead, only for another player to show up and claim it out of nowhere.

"I knocked out Yoshi to reach 1st, but then Shy Guy showed up as a replacement rival.

by hoppingicon January 7, 2023