Hey did you hear that? I heard a little quiff! as Rob pointed to the woman behind the counter. She quiffed! Come on Rob stop being such a quiff rat!
by MattyG82 March 18, 2009
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The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).
Also used as slang for femidom.
The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).
Also used as slang for femidom.
Example #1
"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"
Example #2
"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"
Example #2
"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
by Crispy Ur Jizz September 24, 2009
Get the Quim Shield mug.1) An insult usually directed towards a girl.
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2) A girl's pair of underwear/pants after a long hot day with a disgustingly pungent odor. Usually the result of discharge, sweat and booty stank. Comparable to that of an old gym locker. A place where chick's hide their version of knob cheese.
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2) A girl's pair of underwear/pants after a long hot day with a disgustingly pungent odor. Usually the result of discharge, sweat and booty stank. Comparable to that of an old gym locker. A place where chick's hide their version of knob cheese.
After two weeks of dating, Jessica finally gave in and let me get some, its a shame i had to kick her ass out after she dropped her jeans and i got a whiff of her Quief Locker!
by ScottyKnew March 19, 2011
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expecting to get sex from the bikini region; specifically, quim (pussy) in return for a favor or services rendered.
(from the latin phrase quid pro quo, which is often used like tit for tat).
expecting to get sex from the bikini region; specifically, quim (pussy) in return for a favor or services rendered.
(from the latin phrase quid pro quo, which is often used like tit for tat).
by galt2112 July 4, 2011
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"Man, she had tasty quim tart"
"I can't wait to be knee deep in quim tart"
"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"
"I can't wait to be knee deep in quim tart"
"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"
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