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Dairy Queef

A female who is sort of trashy.

the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it

the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'
That girl looks like a Dairy Queef, maybe you should go hit on someone else.

That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"

"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"

"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"

EW!
by fresh margarita December 6, 2010
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Mouth queef

A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.
Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"

Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"
by The Dropper August 9, 2013
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Word Queef

Saying something outloud that you didn't mean to say.
I called my friends girlfriend a troll by accident and it was a total word queef
by Waredjilliams August 2, 2018
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queef roll up

a queef roll up is when a female farts while sitting down and that fart rolls up into her vagina causing a queef to occur.
holy shit, kelly! did you really just have a queef roll up in the car?!
by jagerbomb7 November 30, 2009
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queef

It's when your pussy farts.
Girl: What the fuck?! My pussy farted!
Friend: Haha!! You did what is called "queef"
by Bunnies! January 1, 2012
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Gully Queef

When someone smokes a juul out of a females beaver and blows the smoke up a females anus
Person: “Hey man did u hear about what Cole did last night?”
Other person: “No what happened
Person: “He gave that girl with the big a$$ a gully queef.”
by Big meat October 22, 2019
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Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.
After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
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