Qualper

(n.) A person who sucks testicles so hard that they remove pubic hair.

I knew he was gay, but didn't think he was a qualper! He tore the hair right of his mate's balls.

by I am grand wizard man. January 26, 2010

quapple

anything you want.
throw it in randomly

Ben is a quapple.
Quapple you, Ben.

by Ben's A Quapple March 30, 2009

Quailed

-verb
The act of inserting one's scrotum into the mouth of a female, and having said female proceed to punch herself in the jaw, producing a distinct bite pattern that can not be achieved by chomping.

man, look at my balls, jen just quailed me hard.

by BEAST1337 March 7, 2009

Quaglet

A small piece of turd, usually round, that lacks sufficient weight to fall freely. It becomes stuck and requires a vigorous shaking action for it to drop into the loo.

I had to shake really hard to free those quaglets when I went for a dump this morning.

by Tommy le Turd December 9, 2008

quape

k-way-p

1. To be glomped, mass hugged, or boarder line dry humped.

2. A grape that isnt fare trade

1:
person 1: Hay I walked into work today and was qaped by Jen, Alan and Bill...
Person 2: Lucky sod!

2:
Person 1:

Is that wine fair trade?
Person 2:
No Its Quaped

by Rubium November 17, 2009

Quaylen

The perfect resemblance of an idiot on feet. They normally have many issues. If they smile, its not a normal thing. Also, they most likely have a crush on their best friend. They have big feet, and tiny hands. Dont piss them off, they'll probably kill you. If they know self defense, dont fuck around with them. They love parodies, and hate dumb bitches.

Aw fuck, have you seen quaylen? She is acting like a dumbass idiot!

The next time I hear you say quaylen, I'm going to make you watch Arnold Schwarzenegger.

by TheGayDemon February 9, 2020

Quagles

The act of a man with glasses railing on a cock.

Oh man did you see Mike Loney Quagles hard balls last night?

by bpedahs November 30, 2009